|Art by Ben Hummel|
I get it. It took three years to grow your hair out.
I understand! I’ve got a ponytail, and I don’t want to cut it either. But male OR female, in a zombie apocalypse, it’s time to shave. That includes beards long enough to get a handful of.
I haven’t been able to verify the long held rumor that Roman soldiers shaved their heads, but that doesn’t matter. You aren’t facing Celts; you’re facing creatures that only understand biting and grabbing.
Giving them something to grab doesn’t make your life any easier.
Do you really want to die for style?
Verified by: Mike Taylor, Aikido Instructor. Source: Internet