Sunday, June 13, 2010

100 Word Zombie Tips #3 "Shave your head."

Art by Ben Hummel

I get it. It took three years to grow your hair out.

I understand! I’ve got a ponytail, and I don’t want to cut it either. But male OR female, in a zombie apocalypse, it’s time to shave. That includes beards long enough to get a handful of.

I haven’t been able to verify the long held rumor that Roman soldiers shaved their heads, but that doesn’t matter. You aren’t facing Celts; you’re facing creatures that only understand biting and grabbing.

Giving them something to grab doesn’t make your life any easier.

Do you really want to die for style?

Verified by: Mike Taylor, Aikido Instructor. Source: Internet

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